Submissive Writing Challenge #4

I'm falling behind already and I haven't even been going again for a week. But, it's okay! Reforming old habits takes a while. Plus, yesterday was doctor's appointment day and after I was done, I didn't want to do anything but sleep.

Since the wonderfully, amazing Mortuary Chick picked this one to post, I am going to copy-cat her and do the same. We're in this wacky, getting back to blogging boat together, after all.

The challenge/prompt was:

Are you encouraged to use dirty talk during sexual play? How does it make you feel?

Dirty talk...

Oh, how I despise dirty talk. 

Am I encouraged to use dirty talk during sexual play? Yes. Am I any good at it? Gods, no. I am an absolutely horrible dirty talker. Monster has compared my abilities to that of a kid trying to look cool cussing. Yeah. It's that humorous. Needless to say, I don't dirty talk much, minus the occasional "F*** me, Daddy" and a few variations of that phrase.

How does it make me feel? Like a goofball. I would prefer to just make noises to show my appreciation for what he is doing. I can ruin our moments when I open my mouth to talk during sex.

There you have it. The girl that writes borderline porn, can't talk like she writes. :/